If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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