I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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