my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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