she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.