yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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