Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.