Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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