I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.