Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.