I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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