it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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