in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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