Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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