Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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