why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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