I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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