Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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