I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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