You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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