oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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