she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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