Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.