Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.