I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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