her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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