her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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