i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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