the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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