I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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