And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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