I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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