She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!