So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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