so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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