so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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