it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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