told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
