You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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