.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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