i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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