Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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