I think I died a long time ago.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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