she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.