so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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