ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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