what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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