i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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