do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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