I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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