She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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