She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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