So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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