I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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