In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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